GentlemenIn spite of wars and rumours of wars dividing Europa we men of letters and Science must work together for the greater good,
I am requesting permission to mount an expedition of a scientific nature to the Soweiter league in order to ascertain the origins,habits and being of the Soweiter/Tradgardian boar.
The expedition will consist only of myself and a few guards accompanied by some of the Gamekeepers regt, five in number, for protection against the boars.
We await your permission and ascent
Von Kunselsau
The Ducal Society
(formerly known as the Tradgardian Academy of Science )
2 comments:
My dear Von Kunselsau,
We would be pleased to host your expedition and share scientific knowledge.
The renowned Pfrank Bach is currently out of the country on another expedition to procure some lionesses and other specimens for the national zoo, but another of our great natural philosophers, le Comte de Buffoon, will be at your service.
Be advised, the boar in question is an ill-tempered and vile beast, the mere site of which has caused women to faint, children to flee, and even quailed the heart of brave zookeepers.
Your Humble Servant,
Zurik Fitz-Badger
My dear Fitz - Badger
We shall begin our expedition as soon as we are fully equipped and look forward to meeting the Comte directly!
Yours fratrenally
Von Kunselsau
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