Saturday, October 20, 2007

Frankszonian ditty

The Black Skirts and militia tolling through the muddy hills to Offenbach are cheered by a little ditty with the following refrain:

"Oh pity the petty, vile kinglet called Maurice
Who must keep all the secrets of his state in his valise:
Some panties so pretty,
Some garter so gritty,
And pictures that quickly he must hide from his police!!"


Bluebear Jeff said...

I like limericks. And many have slightly off-color suggestions . . . but we do need to keep in mind the fact that this is a public forum.

So, please do not post any that get too graphic.

-- Jeff

PS, I'll bet that Koenig Maurice is on the verge of apoplexy.

Fitz-Badger said...

Koenig Maurive might be interested in a word. The word is "Eulalie". (on the other hand, maybe he is already familiar with that word from the sounds of this limerick...)

abdul666 said...

For me I was not shocked, not even surprised, by such 'popular limerick'. It's true that us Monte-Cristans differ from most peoples by what shocks and does not shock us!

A totally off-topy question: can the uniform of the Black Skirts be seen somewhere on the Web? Just curious...

Compliments to all involved in this first great 'EvE common effort': keep regaling us!