Tuesday, January 8, 2008
An idea for pacification
I notice that women from Gallia, Scandalusia, Italy, and so forth are highly praised for their romantic qualities.
Perhaps, if we could induce them to travel North, it might mitigate the effects of being overrun with so many Hessies .....
A letter to the King of France
Karl Frederick picked up his pen and began to write:
Your Majesty
May I send our humblest greetings to you at this season of rejoicing. I write firstly to enquire of your health and secondly to invite you and members of the Court to make a State Visit to Tradgarland at this time of celebration. As your majesty knows the Duchy has recently grown due to the benevolence of the Holy Father. Also I have been joined,under God, in my sacred task of administering fair and worthy Rule by my wife Duchess Liv. In order to celebrate the aforementioned Ducal events and to further cement concord between our countries I bid you come and join in our week of celebration commencing upon the feast of Candlemas.
Karl Frederick
The Duke sealed the letter and gave it to be taken by fast courier to the Gallian Court.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Hesse-Engelburg Riders seen in Krankenstadt
Meanwhile, somewhere in the palace, a Major dressed in pink and purple awaits the convenience of the Grand Duke....
News from Somewhere......
Sunday, January 6, 2008
The Holy Father Speaks....
In the Vatican today an announcement was made public concerning Duke Karl Frederick of Tradgardland. The Pope has commended the Duke for his loyalty to the Holy See in 1757 and in past years. As a result His Holiness conveys to him , in perpetuity, dominion and sovereignty over the former territory known as Schwartz Wald See . The Duke's brother Max will be invested as Cardinal of the Dukedom as well as his previous titles. His presence will be required immediately in Rome . From hence forth Schwartz Wald See will be known Schwartz - Tradgardland. May God bless the Duke and his people in the Future and always!
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Field report from the Tipple-Bruder Swamps ....
There has been considerable skirmishing around the convent of St. Mary Hildegaard Kunegunde of the Holy Rose Water. Since it is in range of the Tipplebruder artillery, however, Stagonia has not made a serious effort to storm the place, in spite of the alleged presence of virgins still sheltered in its walls. There are at least two battalions of Allied infantry in position to rush to the defense of the light infantry who are enjoying shelter within the cloister.
However, in his defense, the frequent rains have prevented the ground from drying out enough for him to employ his superior cavalry well.
However, the Tipelbruder forces have been driven in to their outer defense line ... as soon as the ground dries enough for the cavalry to sweep around their flanks, the affair should come to a conclusion.
The Stagonian intelligence service has planted rumors of bands of rogue cavalry in Stagonian service in the mountain flank, thus pinning some of their better forces in the hills and out of the main line of our advance.
Major Edsel ....
Two Score!
We've "scored" twice. Yes, 20 + 20 means that we now have 40 members in our "Emperor vs Elector" group blog. The Grand Duchy of Kitschberg is the latest entry to our group.
-- Jeff
12th Night
Friday, January 4, 2008
A PostCard from Monrovia (a spy's report)
Monrovia Dec 12th. Having a lovely time, the beer in the local tavern is great, looking forward to the christmas celebrations, may see you in the new year, signed Roger de Lodgerly.
The Count looked at the post card and carefully peeled back the corner and removed the picture side of the PostCard.

I have been gathering information as requested. I have managed to gain access to the King of Monrovia's palace.
http://tidders-kingdomofwittenberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/monrovia-in-kings-council-chamber.html)
I will send you further updates via the usual channels.
From: The Whistler
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Somewhere in the court of an ImagiNation of Urope:
Overwhelmingly Pompous Ruler/Commanding General: “Flunky, I have already told you that I am NOT responsible for Frau Liebmilch’s condition…”
TF: “No, Sire, I mean about the new army in Hesse-Homburg and Princess Ulrike’s request for general officers to lead it?”
OPR/CG: “Flunky, I already have a job, and while you do also I could change that…”
TF: “Of course, Sire, but I don’t mean for either of us. This is a perfect opportunity for us to unload that incompetent General X. I’ve heard that there has not been a single respondent to the request. All we have to do is dress up his resume a little and voila! He’s gone!”
OPR/CG: “I’ve got a better idea, Flunky. Send along General X’s resume to the Homburgers and they will pick him up and we’ll be rid of him!”
TF: “Brilliant, Sire. I will send it along to this unsuspecting Clerk, Herr Youngstrom, at once!”
