Friday, January 18, 2008

A courier brings a royal package..

His Majesty Augustus von Lettow, Duke of Saxe-Huack, Margrave of Bittburg, Baron of Charmont, rightful Prince & ruler of Ostenburg, sends,

To all who shall see these presents, greeting. After a long and serious illness, Duke Augustus has ascended again to the eagle throne of Saxe-Huack. In commemoration, his grace has sent to you all fine bottles of wine from his own vineyards and novelty jewelry easter eggs of immense value and worth, all borne with the inscription, "Augustus caused me to be made."

At a grand ball at Fortenbras Palace the Duke made a simple yet most eloquent speech, "I am most glad to be among you all again."


Bluebear Jeff said...

Furst Bruno von Ursa of Saxe-Bearstein is most pleased that your Grace's health has improved . . . and re-welcomes you to the fellowship of Imagi-Nations.

Welcome back.

-- Jeff of Saxe-Bearstein

Frankfurter said...

Hurtshog Stanken Fahrtz of Frankszonia is most pleased to see his neighbor return to his sovereign duties. We'll celebrate the wine with a special barbeque!
With felicitations!
L'comte d' Beauphaup

PS. Prayers for your father and family too, of course.

abdul666 said...

The Presipalty of Monte-Cristo greatly enjoys to hear again from Saxe-Huack andits neigbor States, and expresses the most sincere wishes to the Duke and gis family.