Wednesday, April 9, 2008

REICHSTAG APPOINTS NEW AMBASSADORS

The Reichstag of Beerstein appoints six new ambassadors as follows: General Count Lugwig von Boozewick Ambassador to the Court of the Elector of Hunnunter and King of Britannia, General Count Gunter von Biergarten Ambassador to the Court of Saxe-Bearstein, General Count Heinrich von Hops Ambassador to the Court of Court of the Duchy of Mieczyslaw, Count General Karl von Barley Ambassador to the Court of the Principality of Hesse-Engleburg, Count General Wilhelm von Ales Ambassador to the Court the Margravite of Nord Westfalen, and General Baron Rupert von Pilsner to the Court of the Grand Duchy of Hetzenberg. Reich Duke Wilhelm applauds the Reichstag in recognizing these officers who have have devoted their lives to the defense of Beerstein and wishes them well in their new posts. Each ambassador is to present the Ancient and Honorable Order of the Tankard to Sovereign of the Court to which they were appointed along with their documents of recognition of the Reich Duchy of Beerstein. The Archbishop of Beerstein has been appointed as first Chancellor of the University of Pabst and will invest each visiting professor into the Order of the Goblet. Reich Duke Wilhelm will promote six new General Officers after reviewing the records of eligible unit commanders.

6 comments:

Gallia said...

Cap'n Bill!
By coincidence I am drinking a cold Pabst right now!
Cheers,
Bill

Byrhthelm said...

His Grace The Elector of Hannunter and King of Britannia welcomes the appointment of His Excellency General Count Lugwig von Boozewick of the Reichsduchy of Beerstein to the post of Ambassador to our Court, and await with keen anticipation his arrival within our realm.

Wulfwissel
Chancellor and Bursar

Frankfurter said...

Hasn't the wagon of barrels and kegs arrived from Fankszonia yet?
:)
A

A J Matthews said...

His Grace the Grand Duke of Hetzenberg welcomes the appointment of General Baron von Pilsner to the Ducal court.

Bluebear Jeff said...

Furst Bruno von Ursa of the Principality of Saxe-Bearstein is honored to accept the appointment of General Count Gunter von Biergarten as your ambassador to his Principality.


-- Jeff of Saxe-Bearstein,
Secretary to Furst Bruno

Frankfurter said...

Since I've received a not politely accepting the shipment:


( I dare you to read this aloud to someone *v*)

Oberst Pfennighalter: a man of great, compounded interests, usually organizes improved
militia units into reserve units, has accompanied the shipment of Frankszonian barrels and kegs (which were NOT, btw, empty when they set out) to act as initial diplomatic contact.
He prepares his peroration

“Princes and Premiers and your pulchritudinous ladies;
Frankszonia is proud to present these presents as appropriate for producers of products similar to ours. The production of premium potables is a principle part of the prosperity of Deutschland.
Our purpose here is to permeate our relationship with fellowship that we may join in mutual prohibition of the production putrid, poorly compacted products such as was rumored to pervade Frankszonian bratwurst recently. The prevarications of pernicious people aside, those inferior products were but a pimple in our program and were prepared by petty criminals posing as great entrepreneurs. We spit upon them, and proudly present these more perfect specimens of our craft.
Just as those profligate poseurs have been exposed and proscribed, we sincerely hope that these proffered gifts will be planks to bridge our two free states into profitable partnership. “



.