Thursday, July 2, 2009

A Spiritual Mess ... uh ... Messenger

(An Announcement after a Meeting With Spirits in the Frankfurter Cathedral)

Most Reverend Addled von Gutgulp, Patriarch of the Later-In-The-Day Saints (an unique rye, uh, Rite in the Catholic Shursh), has ashsigned Rt. Rev. Mousewitz as a plenty ... uh ... plainly ... uh ... represhentative of Frankshzonia to the Bishopric of Uber Gruntshuffen on behash uf der Hurtshog Fhartz von Frankfurter to dishcush problemsh of mushial (Hic!) intrestsh.


Vee'll trink zu zhat ....
Deo Grashiash


Martin said...

Sounds like the Church is a well oiled machine!

Frankfurter said...

They are definitely filled with the spirit!
(apologies to our other religiously faithful ... it's a long running joke, but still there's a difference between Spiritual and spiritual refreshment!)
For the record, btw, I myself believe in the indwelling of the Holy Ghost ... and we had a Mormon minister participate in our interfaith congregation until his death ... so the joke is not made to belittle, but out of simple punishment).