Saturday, August 8, 2009

Achtung! International Ansage Nr.5

(Translation)

"Attention Nations"

Der Direktorat aus Herrschaden warmly announces the completion of docks along the Oester river. Already, Regt Ostbanhalt has been dispatched (under authorized Direktion, code OIIIIIIIO), to travel the Oester north-east to the Baltsee.

Direktor Walther Picklesturm has surveyed and therefore direkted the establishment of a Freidistrikt, for the creation of a land-corridor, between Herrschaden and the sea, for trade and tourism.

All non-belligerent nations are welcome to apply korrektly (in writing), to use this facility for the peaceful purpose of commerce. Nations should also be aware, this district is now Direkted by Herrschaden and in due course will become a main centre of ship-building and a provider of all raw materials produced by Herrschaden.

Furthermore, travel along the Oester to, through and beyond Herrschaden, is now subject to a tariff. Exemptions from this are to be forwarded korrektly (in writing) to:

Unterdirektor Maximillian Weiss, c/- Der Direktorate aus Untersuchung
Blitzenkruz, Central Distrikt,
Herrschaden 0110


In addition, the following nations are exempt from tariff and are invited to dispatch a delegation of personnel to overseer the construction of their trade chapter-house:
Presipality of Monte-Cristo
Reich Duchy of Beerstein
Princedom of Cavenderia

Nations wishing to invest in the establishment of a trade chapter-house, should do so as soon as possible. This new construction developement (yet again, another Direktorate innitative), is selling off-the-plan fast.
Prime sea-side real estate, with views, wont last long. Dont be the 'last-of-the-nations'....

An officially authorized announcement by Nelneih Trebor, on behalf of trade relations, kontrolle and anweisung , Herrschaden.

"Go ahead - make a nice day"

Authorization Code ID: OIIIIIIIO



6 comments:

Prinz Geoffrey said...

We will dispatch an observer soon.

Capt Bill said...

Reich Duke Wilhelm is currently taking a Grand Tour of all the Inagi-nations to improve relations and participate in local cultural events. He would like to personally survey and oversee the construction site for their trade chapter-house. It would also provide an opportunity to identify a site for an Embassy and post a permanent Ambassador.

OIIIIIIIO said...

All leaders and their delegations, or delegates of leaders are most welcome to Herrschaden Freidistrikt. Be assured, our internal security is second to none, as are Direktorat innitatives...

abdul666 said...

We in Monte-Cristo wonder if our exports -salted anchovy, bottled snails in garlic butter, our great new creation snail caviar, candied fruits, luxury perfumes and cosmetics, lingerie de Haute Couture...- would have in spartan Herrshaden commercial outcomes enough to justify a large trade mission and chapter-house. Maybe a discreet agency dealing personally with the Direktors and their closest relatives and associates would better fit in the socio-economical context?

Louys

Descubre Irlanda/Vive lEmpereur! said...

Vive l'Empereur!

¡Bienvenido/a lector/a! Esta aventura por recorrer el Mundo de la mano del Emperador Napoleón Bonaparte (1769-1821) nació el 30 de Abril 2009, día en el que además, Napoleón vendió Luisiana a los Estados Unidos por 80 millones de francos.

http://vivelempereur.blogspot.com/

OIIIIIIIO said...

Herr Louys,
Direktors are of course obliged to the Direkted, to trial and test all options regarding lifestyle choices, to ascertain wether these alternatives are in fact suitable for the greater mass of people...
Additionally, Herrschaden has extensive inland contact with eastern peoples, through the Distrikt of Oesterschaden - we are more than certain the delights of Monte-Cristo would be more than well received amongst these other nations. So goods and produce from Monte-Cristo are quite likely to be eagerly sought after...

Otto