Monday, January 11, 2010

Korrekt Direktion of Kopf-Schlagen Musik...

(Translation):

"Under Article 58, paragraph 71, point (k), Lietung-Direktor Otto Schwarz von Blitzenkruz has appointed Herr Heinrich Strudulfuss as Direktor auf Musik, effective immediate. Herr Strudulfuss will leave Herrschaden for Kopf-Schlager immediaetly, to begin the Korrekt Direktion of the Kopf-Schlagen national band. This humanitarian effort will be supported by a company drawn from Der Schwerestahlinfanteriesturmgrenadierieabtielungeins - it's the only way to be sure, this band GETS IN TUNE FOR AT LEAST ONCE IN A MILLENIUM."




(signed)
Nelneih Trebor, Direktor aus Informationen
Authorization Code ID: OIIIIIIIO

 

7 comments:

Conrad Hawkwood said...

I actually do have a Kopf-Schlager band

abdul666 said...

Given the eclectic, but always 'unconventional' Monte-Cristan musical tastes, the Presipality declines in advance the honor of being 'Direkted'.

Conrad Hawkwood said...

and as the Kopf-Schlager Electorate is ruled by the Von Ramone family..we don't need direction either..though a good goatskin bagpipe repairer and tuner would be a godsend

Conrad Hawkwood said...

looks a bit Cyrillic to me

abdul666 said...

A Russian (Ukrainian? Moldo-Wallachian?) spasmodic spam, seemingly. Jeff or OIIIIIIIO, please clean up!

OIIIIIIIO said...

Well there you go people - The Ordo are doing money laundering now too...

...however, it should be understood, Herr Direktor Strudulfuss does not have an option, please refer to Article 58 Paragraph 71, point (k) - you do have your copy of the "Korrekt Direktion" handbook on you at all times, of course?

OIIIIIIIO

OIIIIIIIO said...

Herr 'Anonymous',
Obviously you can read this. I'm not disturbed about you hunting in on me or my blog, but I am disturbed you upsetting my other friends here.
There are two words in english we would use: the second is 'OFF'. The first, has four letters and begins with the last letter of the second. So do that with your HYIP.

And have a very bad day too.

OIIIIIIIO