Dear Major v. Ricewits
I enclose this fascinating and beautiful mermaid for your enjoyment and delectation. We have many such objects and are willing to sell them to you .
I look forward to 500 reichsdollars by return in payment for the enclosed artifact.
Hans von Munchausen
for the Tradgardland Academy
Will get the printer warmed up and dig out the plates right away!!
ReplyDeleteYour Reichen Thalers will be en route directly with our next shipment of sausages!